• parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
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those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

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who is she

Miss America
It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them. John Steinbeck, East of Eden (via quotes-shape-us)
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Some words of support

Everything Love


It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

(via trust)

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I want you to kiss me. like I’ve never been kissed before. slam me against the wall. get your hands tangled in my hair. grab my hips and pull me closer. scratch up and down my back. grab the back of my neck. kiss me. tangle our tongues. bite me. bite my lips. my neck. my chest. kiss me and never stop. please? 

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"America is just so weird in what they think is right and wrong… Like, I was watching Breaking Bad the other day, and they were cooking meth. I could literally cook meth because of that show. It’s a how-to. And then they bleeped out the word ‘fuck.’ And I’m like, really? They killed a guy, and disintegrated his body in acid, but you’re not allowed to say ‘fuck?’ It’s like when they bleeped ‘molly’ at the [MTV Video Music Awards]. Look what I’m doing up here right now, and you’re going to bleep out ‘molly’?"
-Miley Cyrus