greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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bionicniall:

aswintheantifeminist:

bionicniall:

so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to America

We’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.

who’s gonna tell this person

(Source: bionicniall, via funyin)

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feat:

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

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teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: toujou-nozomi, via trust)

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First day of school
  • teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
  • me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(Source: jessawarriorprincess, via tanika-paprika)

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mas0n-jars:

than any boy you’ll ever meet

dickscratch:

literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place

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nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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